Ode to Top Pot

Oh Top Pot, Oh Top Pot,
My favorite place.
I wish to rub donuts
All over my face.

I use you for internet,
I drink all you tea.
I find that I'm always
Having to pee!

Calories are something
Your sweets should lack
Cause I'd eat them until
I was as buff as Zack.

I wish I could take you
Home in my pocket
Hey, you would too
So please don't knock it.

And having cute boys
Is one of your perks
Plus is the fact that
They're anything but jerks!

Oh Top Pot, Oh Top Pot,
You make me so gay,
You better give me a free donut
On my 23rd birthday!