Okay, so remember I told you all to check out what I posted on Craigs List? Yeah, well, I had to remove it because I got too many responses. I put it up at around 4pm yesterday afternoon and this morning, when I checked my mail at 10:30am (18 hours later, mind you), I had received 112 responses to my original post. So...I have decided - for your viewing pleasure - to copy and paste my ad for "Women Seeking Men." Enjoy!
Just Read It.
I AM:
a grad student at UW
new to Seattle
attractive
maybe a little vain
5 foot 5 inches
pretty much the coolest person ever
YOU WILL BE:
intelligent
funny
older than me
taller than me
attractive (yes, I want to like how you look)
not a gross jerk just looking to get laid
yourself - if you should attempt to email me
ESSENTIALLY WHAT I WANT IS (this is very important, so if you're smart and want to respond, you'll pay attention):
Just a little fun! I am not really looking for anything serious, I just wanna go out and have a good time with someone I think is attractive. Iwould prefer this to be casual, but not so casual that you are seeing other people on the side. Plus, I like to makeout once in a while and I really can't do that with my female roommates...well, I CAN, but I don't play for that team.
A LITTLE MORE ABOUT ME:
I like...shoes, asking questions, crosswords, getting winked at, honesty, a little bit of scruff, making up words, dancing, peanut butter, humor, mashed potatoes, nice teeth, fashion, jamming out, white wine, knitting, hip hop, wearing hats, intellectual conversations, traveling, the Green Bay Packers, reading, attempting to breakdance, flowers, laughing, ice cream, college basketball, people watching, curly hair, and France.
If this won't getcha, then I don't know what will.
Pretty clever, huh? Well, about 112 men in Seattle thought it was.
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OMG - Kelly! I am peeing my pants again!! I was checking periodically to see if you would finish the French Adventures, and was pleasantly surprised to see a new blog. Sue and I were disappointed we didn't get to see you when you were home too! :( Shoot, I haven't seen your mom since our AI date either!! :( We did sit by your dad at the football game last night....or I should say Roger did...all I could see was those two laughing at the end of our little group. Looking forward to reading about all your antics in Seattle!! Hugs!
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